• Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.

(Source: everythingisterrible)

houseofdawn:

When she’s twerking in your face just as a sister

houseofdawn:

When she’s twerking in your face just as a sister

versaceslut:

me:

image

you:

image

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(Source: afoga-te)

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat)

I’m going to miss him so much

(Source: rachidials)

rastaqueen3000ad:

piccolowasablackman:

linrenzo:

betterthankanyebitch:

lmao

Lmfaoooooooo

rofl omg

what i did? what i do? her eyebrow scrunch tho!

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

(Source: msfili)

sickomobb:

honestly? take notes yall

sickomobb:

honestly? take notes yall

(Source: mihaliko)

Today I taught bae what his selfie angles are and how to use them to get ahead in the world

Alexis Persani puts clothes on the sculptures of the museum   

(Source: asylum-art)